A few days ago, I overheard a gal telling some of her friends about her adventures making pesto.
The recipe is a simple one, garlic, olive oil, pine nuts, fresh parmesan cheese, and basil.
FRESH basil! This poor thing didn’t know there was such a thing as fresh basil and had managed to purchase three full cups of dried basil, which must have cost a fortune, and made the world’s worst concoction. Her husband said it tasted the way a fart smelled.
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