As I was locking up tonight I heard a familiar, but unidentifiable noise.
Not the pump, not the dishwasher, not the fridge doing something new and exciting. The raccoons had managed to turn on the leaf blower.
I really, really wish I had seen that!
Now all you need to do is to leave the manual out. Perhaps they will read it and actually use it. They could help out the Squire.
Those little boogers are quite handy at creating a ruckus. Hopefully it scared them away for several nights.