As I matter of fact, I don’t think I ever did look this way! For a blessedly short time after I left Blue Cross, I worked as a model. Tell you what, wearing so much makeup I could hardly move my face was no fun. At least, at this stage of my life, I still had my own hair.
Remember all those times I joked about being a “famous model”? Well, I never made it to “famous”, but seriously, does this resemble anybody you know?
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If I could figure out how to photoshop my pictures, I’d be a famous model.
That wasn’t photo-shopped, but it does make me look as if I have a double chin that goes clear up to my eyebrows.