Something has died in the woods behind us. We’ve had our share of deer that have been hit by car, as well as the usual assortment of smaller critters. I don’t know what’s back there, but from the size of the stench, it has to be an elephant. (And no, I’m not going back there to look!)
Whoo-eee!
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I am now waiting for a message that Blazer has located the stench. Hopefully, it is not human.
No, it smells larger than that, but you’re right about him rolling in something disgusting.
Ewww