The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,700 times in 2014. If it were a cable car, it would take about 45 trips to carry that many people.
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Very creative monkeys with that bit about the cable car. But the oddest thing was seeing that January 2015 was already in archives. Almost like Christmas in July.