Well, I finally have a title for what I’ve been doing at church – which is pretty much everything.
The bishop came this morning, and I was – as usual – the crucifer-cum-acolyte-cum-chalicist. While I was marking my hymnal and lighting the candles, she asked me what my position was in the congregation, and I told her, “Pretty much whatever”.
“Ah,” she said. “You are the dean.” Blank look on my part. “Does Everything As Needed.”
I like that. It’s much nicer than being called a Pushy Broad.
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I love that! I’m going to start telling everyone I’m the DEAN of my school 🤣
Love it! D.E.A.N. Yep, that’s me….the DEAN! ; > )