I was “on the altar” again on Sunday and managed to create a stir.
When I turned to put the offering plates on the side table, I shoved the lavabo onto the floor. Splashed water all over the chair and the floor. For a split second I considered using the purificators to scrub the floor, but decided that was not an option. The Senior Warden came up the side aisle with a rag and tidied up while I went on about the business of serving communion.
All I can say is, at least it wasn’t one of the cruets.
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