I overheard two young ladies – mid-20s, perhaps – discussing the purchase of bananas.
One girl said she always bought two ripe one and two green ones.
“Oooh! Why would you buy green bananas?”
“So they won’t all get ripe at the same time.”
“Oh.” A beat or two of silence. “I just thought they were moldy.”
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Do you ever wonder if God rethinks that decision to get into the creation business?
Daily. At least once a day, sometimes more.