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There is No Hope

12 Aug

I overheard two young ladies – mid-20s, perhaps – discussing the purchase of bananas.

One girl said she always bought two ripe one and two green ones.

“Oooh! Why would you buy green bananas?”long-yellow-things

“So they won’t all get ripe at the same time.”

“Oh.” A beat or two of silence. “I just thought they were moldy.”