And see where it gets you!
A quick trip to the discount club this afternoon, and there was a kiosk offering free samples of peanut butter-cheese crackers, if you swiped your club card. There were a whole bunch of people waiting in line, and we didn’t want to wait.
There was a woman at the kiosk, holding up traffic, swiping her card again and again, piling up packets of crackers and dropping them in her purse. She must have had a dozen.
Willing to bet you that she didn’t notice the sign:
Free Crackers – One to a Customer
Additional crackers will be charged to your account.
Ha! Take that!
thisendoftheswamp 
Justice! I love it!
Don’t we all!