The Squire ran into an old acquaintance in the grocery store yesterday afternoon, and Frank proceeded to tell him exactly why we’re having such dreadful weather.
All those years we had lovely weather, and the factories were pumping all sorts of stuff into the atmosphere, y’see, but recently the Democrats made them stop filling the skies with fluorocarbons and mercury and CO2, so now it rains all the time. The Squire didn’t bother to point out the fact that President Obama passed laws to remove the pollutants, and we had eight years of sunny weather. It is a Republican president who has started filling the skies with pollutants, and the heavens have been weeping ever since.
Frank wouldn’t have believe him, anyway.
Here in “Wild, Wonderful, West Virginia” the end of year statistics showed that we had surpassed the the old record of precipitation by nearly 9 inches!
We HAVE had an awful lot or rain – the rainiest December on record – but I don’t think you can blame it on either the Democrats or the Republicans.